Goalie

Childhood Goals For When I 'Grew Up': 

• Find Mr. Perfect
• Get Married
• <-- insert first child
• First Family Pet
• Buy House
• <-- insert second child (optional)
• Buy a Bigger House

After all, fertility issues could never happen to you, right?

Psh, next thing you know you're white knuckled pushing your grocery cart and crying.. I mean, rushing down the diaper isle for fear you might fall under the spell of that big blue eyed baby on the package and go into a completely uncontrollable sob fest. Your grocery list consists of the usual eggs, milk, bread crumbs, and ovulation predictor kits.Then spending way over your food budget due to the simple fact that you're dreading the check-out line because every magazine cover has a forty-something celebrity holding twins.
So, we continue playing goalie. Getting defensive and blocking out all that crap.
We will eventually get the win.